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This page stands as a memory about Slipboy6...He's song covers were really funny...Read all of them!

50 Coins Dwarf - Miner's Song (cover on 50 Cent - A little Bit)

All a rune pick really needs is a little bit
Not a lot baby noob,just a little bit
We can mine for some gold in a little bit
In a crafting guild's mine for a little bit

Just take you pick from the bank for a little bit
Then equip it,just click it a little bit
Prospect a rock,then see gold for a little bit
Then become very rich in a little bit!
 
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50 Coins Wood Cutter - In Draynor (Original song by 50 Cent - In da Club)

Go go go go go crafting...it's your birthday
we gonna mine for you...it's your birthday
And then we gonna smith for you...it's your birthday
You make some ammys for us and do drop party...

Find me in Draynor...Woodcutters on the floor
It must be sandwitch lady...I hate that fu**ing wh*re
My mommy I'm not hungry I have fishing 52...
If you want to eat...then I will cook for you!!! (2 times)

When i go to Varrok i see noobies sellin rune
When i roll up to the Wildy i see noobs PK'ing you
Man,I heard that yo got killed and you lost all your stuff
Now you're waiting for someone who will surely hook you up
Homie...Cash down...G's up...I see Slipboy chopping trees down
You watch how he does it with his shiny Rune Axe
And you show up with your girl trying to trade her for that Axe
In the hood my girls shout : Slipboy you hot
Man you think I trade mine for an axe on the spot?
I go straight to the bank and get 20K
I trade the man and press "OK"

Find me in Draynor...Woodcutters on the floor
It must be sandwitch lady...I hate that fu**ing wh*re
My mommy ...
 
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Slipboy6 - Rune-million pt2 (original is Slipknot - vermilion pt2)

She seemed dressed in Full Rune
A Shining Schimitar
She's selling it for gold
In Varrok of World 1
I'd do anything to have it to myself
Just to have it for myself
Now I don't know what to do
I don't know what to dooooo
Cause I have 3K

It is everything to me
But costs a lot of cash
But does the better slash
Then Mithril scimmitar
It's not mith,it is Rune,believe it
All I need to make it some more money

I don't know what to do
I don't know what to dooooo
Cause I have 3K

But I won't let this build up inside of me

I collect cowhides
Choke
The cow fart stinks
Yeah...I know. NO
I don't wanna do this

But I won't let this build up inside of me

She is a noob
Rune Scimmy 60K
 
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Slipinem - The way i am (original by EMINEM-The way i am)

I sit back and fish lobs in Karamja the docks
Many noobs ask for fire but i take my logs
I take my tinderbox and a cage so i'm cool
And my fishing neighbour acts like a fool
He sais his fishing is 60,"and he still catches shrimp?"
Man...go do some mining,before that's all I did
Now I'm here...be aware...the mean Slipboy...don't stare
If you call me a noob...man i don't care...
You can call me whatever the f**k do you want
Better watch how you talking or i'll go on hunt
I am hunting the newbies in Wildy...So what?
They all keep on eating...and get a big butt...
so do not come and speak to me (speak to me)..
I don't know you and no,
I did own you a mo-th****ck-in thing
I'm not Mr. Zezy, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a pr*ck
Chorus:
And I am, whatever I say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the wildy, pk trips everyday I am
The mean Slipboy6 keep on playing his JAM
Cause I am, whatever you say I am
Not noob, then why do you say I am?
I'm the best, yes, everyday I am
I don't know ...maybe my real name is Slipinem!!!
 
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Slipboy6 - Slippy be good! (orginal Johny Be good)

Deep down in Lubmbridge castle close to Al Kharid,
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens...
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood,
Where lived a runscape boy,named Slipboy, he's Good...
Who never ever learned all the member skills,
But he could PK everyone and counted all his kills.

Go Go
Go Slipboy Go
Go
Go Slipboy Go
Go
Go Slipboy Slipboy Go
Go
Slipboy be good

He used to carry his rune pick and a runite axe
He is an ANTISCAMER...he's against the hacks.
Mining mithril all the morning...cutting yews all night
After getting the money - organising a fight.
People passing by they would stop and say
Oh my that's a cool guy...man...he sure can play!

CHORUS

Friend Andrew told him someday he would be #1,
He'll kick the s**t from Zezima just for fun.
Many people coming from miles around
Start begging and start screaming Slipboy you're the one!!!
Yes, someday this name will be in lights
Saying Slipboy is cool tonight.
 
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Slipboy6 - I hate big noobs (riginal song : I like big butts)

I hate big noobs and i can not lie
High levels can't deny
When a noob walks in with a full bronze and an axe
You see Hilly step on his face,he gets pissed
Don't wanna get dissed...You didn't hit him...then you missed
Be for the stuff he's wearing,i am laughing and i cant stop staring
Oh baby you are a low level and Hill Giant is better
My clan mates try to warn me: That noob out there is very corny
Oh father Guthix have you ever seen a noob like this?
PK me PK me because you are an average newbie
I seen him minig...man I was crying...he sweat, wet
Mined in wildy and found himself dead
I'm tired of noobs like this...I don't keep 'em on FRIEND LIST
If Runescape wasn't full of noobs...I wouldn't write this
So fallers, yeah, fallers, yeah that noob must be really jealous, hell yeah
Tell him to turn around...leave RS..or I will kick his little ass

Noobie got hacked.....
 
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Slip Dogg - Mercher's song (original Snoop Dogg - Drop it like it's hot!)

Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreems
See these money, I got it on the streets
I'm a mercher, million party hats
That's cooler than selling your useles NATS
Full Sara, Full Guthix and Zammy
I heard Zezima was jealous,Ain't that funny?
I can teach you, this can be your Top
Start buying cheap and sell with the PRICE UP
Killer with sh*t, I know killers in the street
With some nooby stuff on hands and some nooby stuff on feet
So don't try to run up on my ear talking: Sell my that sh*t
Think I'll sell that sh*t?
When my clan mates PK you,you gonna pass them shit
You should think about it, take a second
Matter fact, you should take that advice
So don't beg on the streets and act real nice!!!

When the Merchers in Varrok
Buy it like it's hot
Buy it like it's hot
Buy it like it's hot
When the noobs try to buy stuff
Sell it like it's hot
Sell it like it's hot
Sell it like it's hot
And if Slipboy comes around you
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
I got the necklace on my neck and you say: "What a heck?"
You better be nice....noob...take my advice!
 
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H O N E Y and Slipboy - My Stuff (original Black Eyed Peas - My Humps)

[H O N E Y] : I drive these players crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Guthix & some Sara,
Lobbies and Bananas
Zammy, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’
Fly stuff but I ain’t askin,
They say they love my style n',
Santa hats, Blue masks even,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And yes..I am takin'
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.
My stuff, my stuff, my stuff, my stuff
You love my Runescape stuff,
My rares, my rares, my rares,
My rares they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me

[SLIPBOY6] : I met a girl down at Varrok Yo!
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your Slipboy, you can be my H O N E Y
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your Zammy wit my Guthix...ha,
Zammy,Zammy Guthix,
I mix your Zammy wit my Guthix...ha, Zammy, Zammy riiiiiiight.

[H O N E Y] : They say I’m really sexy,
The noobs they wanna PK me.
They always want to FOLLOW me,
Always fighting next to me,
Tryin’ to get my Stuff,Stuff.
Tryin' to get my Santa Hat.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If u touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t Slipboy,boy...
I’m just going to bank,boy
And get some stuff.
 
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Slip 61 - 66 (original by: Sum 41- 88)

Wait...how long did you wait
just for me to die
I know you cannot kill me
but I hope some day you kill them all


cause you feel like a noob
PK'd inside the WILDY grounds
while I'm PKing people...I keep
running in circles
to me it's all the same
and though something's gonna change
I hope someday you kill them all

take this food so you can heal yourself when you need to
change this situation just cause I need something new

cause you feel like a noob
PK'd inside the WILDY grounds
while I'm PKing people...I keep
running in circles
to me it's all the same
and though something's gonna change
I hope someday you kill them all
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SLIPAKON - PISSED OFF (Original by AKON-Locked Up)

Im steady tryna find some money,
Why do what I don't?,
5 millions aint gettin no closer,
No matter how far I go,
My scimmy's stolen, I died in Wildy,
Noobs patrolin, and take all the stuff,
And I get Pissed off,

[CHORUS]
They won't give stuff back,They won't give stuff back, (I'm pissed off)
They won't give stuff back,They won't give stuff back, (I'm pissed off)
They won't give stuff back,They won't give stuff back, (I'm pissed off)
They won't give stuff back no, they won't give it back!

Headin to Varrok to re-up,
Back with a couple of hides,
Noobs keep looking my way,
Won't let me out of sight,
Makin so much money,
Loosing it too fast,
Got PKd in Wildy,
And now i got nothing in my stash and I'm pissed off

[CHORUS]
They won't give stuff back,They won't give stuff back, (my nigga I'm pissed off)
They won't give stuff back,They won't give stuff back, (I gotpissed off)
They won't give stuff back,They won't give stuff back, (baby girl I'm pissed off)
They won't give stuff back no, they won't give it back!

None of my mates are helping,
Seems like they forgot about me,
And my bank is getting empty,
The noobs getting paid without me,
Can't wait to get payd and move forward with my life,
Got some thoughts to start macroing,But that ain't right!
But instead I'm here pissed off

[CHORUS]
They won't give stuff back,They won't give stuff back,(ohhh I'm pissed off)
They won't give stuff back,They won't give stuff back,(my nigga I'm pissed off)
They won't give stuff back,They won't give stuff back, (I'm pissed off)
They won't give stuff back no, they won't give it back!

Song covers were written by Slipboy6 especially for RSB.